WOW… Really…. Crappy DVDs and iPods… what a class act we have.
If bumbling GWB would have given these gifts the media would have been running stories 24/7.
So, let’s imagine what it would have been like in the Obama home as they were planning for their visit with the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
Michelle: Barack…. did you pick up a gift for …. what’s his name…. the white devil from England?
Barack: You need to be more specific my African Queen… you know they are all white devils… hahahahah.
Michelle: Don’t pull that laughing crap with me… remember who runs this show… you know who I mean!
Barack: Yes dear…. I will call one of my bizitches to pick something up… maybe Lindsay Graham or John McCain.
Barack: (On phone). Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, John, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, this is the Socialist douche bag with no experience that kicked your butt…. hahahahahahaha… Just kidding… by the way thanks for throwing the election….. hahahahahaha……….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(Michelle from another room): Quit that laughing and stuttering crap and tell that idiot what to do!
Barack: (On phone) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh yeah, the reason I am calling is I need you to go to Wal-Mart and pick up some stuff. Get a bunch of those discount DVDs… you know the ones… two for five bucks.. and get an iPod too. No, John this is not for the White House secret Santa party… Also pick-up some microwave popcorn, some Juju Beans, and some Mike and Ikes… oh one other thing… get me a pack king size Kools, but let’s keep that on the down-low… don’t want the bi….. I mean my Queen finding out. You can just leave them on the seat of my car after you wash it….aaaaaaaaaa…..ok.aaaaaaaaaaa bye bye.
Ok now what did the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown give to Obama????? An ornamental pen holder carved from the timbers of the HMS Gannet — an anti-slave ship from the 1800s.Which to be fair was probably not that good of a gift being BHO has no slave blood in him… he is more likely to have the blood of the Africans who sold other Africans into slavery.
Then…. the Queen… he gave her an iPod… what’s next Rollerblades and a mountain bike?
