Obama’s Fault

April 10, 2009

How men without character think…

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The lord almighty Obama is bringing peace, equality and general feelings of fairness to Europe… (oops… I just puked a little). Really…. how did this weak-characterless anti-American get elected… oh yeah… I answered my own question http://bonzrus.com/obamasfault/?p=155 Ok here is the story… our beloved BHO didn’t want to offend the Germans by visiting Normandy and the cemetery where 9,387 American personnel are buried. Among them is Theodore Roosevelt Jr the eldest son of the greatest president EVER.

You know, if there are any Nazi’s left in Germany… we don’t want them to have hurt feelings…. right? Does he think that today’s Germans are the same people we defeated? Does he think that the current German government aligns themselves with Nazi Germany as to be offended by this? AND IF THEY DO…. TO FLIPPING BAD!!! They can shove a bratwurst up their butt and chase it with Krombacher (German beer).

In a battle where we lost about 29,000 Americans breaking Hitler’s grip on Europe you would think, (if we were speaking of someone proud to be an American) that they would make great efforts to honor our fallen soldiers. Why not use this to show Europe that THEY NEED US… instead of calling us arrogant and bowing to foreign leaders and kissing the robe of the Saudi King (http://www.prisonplanet.com/obama-bows-to-kisses-hand-of-saudi-king.html) like some weak prince of some 3rd world county?

Pucker up and bow to your leader BHO!

Pucker up and bow to your leader BHO!

While North Korea is launching missiles, Barack’s Muslim pirate buddies are showing contempt for US’s strength by taking a ship of ours,(which Hillary finds funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI) and leaders in Iran are saying we are weak, this douche is, as Devo put it, is “assuming the position of doggy submission” to the world. And… on a side not his administration is cutting spending on defense systems and making us weaker there too.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/5096803/Barack-Obama-rejects-Normandy-trip-to-avoid-offending-Germany.html

April 3, 2009

We have a Walmart President… (please don’t take offence Walmart.)

Filed under: Uncategorized — admin @ 4:21 pm

WOW… Really…. Crappy DVDs and iPods… what a class act we have.
If bumbling GWB would have given these gifts the media would have been running stories 24/7.
So, let’s imagine what it would have been like in the Obama home as they were planning for their visit with the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
Michelle: Barack…. did you pick up a gift for …. what’s his name…. the white devil from England?
Barack: You need to be more specific my African Queen… you know they are all white devils… hahahahah.
Michelle: Don’t pull that laughing crap with me… remember who runs this show… you know who I mean!
Barack: Yes dear…. I will call one of my bizitches to pick something up… maybe Lindsay Graham or John McCain.
Barack: (On phone). Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, John, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, this is the Socialist douche bag with no experience that kicked your butt…. hahahahahahaha… Just kidding… by the way thanks for throwing the election….. hahahahahaha……….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(Michelle from another room): Quit that laughing and stuttering crap and tell that idiot what to do!
Barack: (On phone) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh yeah, the reason I am calling is I need you to go to Wal-Mart and pick up some stuff. Get a bunch of those discount DVDs… you know the ones… two for five bucks.. and get an iPod too. No, John this is not for the White House secret Santa party… Also pick-up some microwave popcorn, some Juju Beans, and some Mike and Ikes… oh one other thing… get me a pack king size Kools, but let’s keep that on the down-low… don’t want the bi….. I mean my Queen finding out. You can just leave them on the seat of my car after you wash it….aaaaaaaaaa…..ok.aaaaaaaaaaa bye bye.

Ok now what did the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown give to Obama????? An ornamental pen holder carved from the timbers of the HMS Gannet — an anti-slave ship from the 1800s.Which to be fair was probably not that good of a gift being BHO has no slave blood in him… he is more likely to have the blood of the Africans who sold other Africans into slavery.
Then…. the Queen… he gave her an iPod… what’s next Rollerblades and a mountain bike?

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